“Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.”
— Will Rogers, humorist.
"The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government.''
— James Madison, U.S. President
"To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men." — Edmund Burke, 18th Century Irish political philosopher and British statesman.
“People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” — Unknown
"No government can exist without taxation.
This money must necessarily be levied on the people; and the grand art consists of levying so as not to oppress.''
— Frederick the Great, 18th Century Prussian king
"Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten."
— Lord Bramwell, 19th Century English jurist"
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.
It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.''
— Arthur C. Clarke, author.
"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.”
— F. J. Raymond, humorist
"A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy.
If it benefits you, it is tax reform.''
— Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator
"Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.''
— Laurence J. Peter, author
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein, physicist
“Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.”
— Gerald Barzan, humorist
“Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.” — Plato
Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.''
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., U.S. Supreme Court Justice.
“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States.
The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money.”
— Arthur Godfrey, entertainer
A lot of people break out in a nervous sweat and get the shakes when it comes time to file their taxes.
The first time that I tried to file by myself left me with a feeling of confusion because I did not bother to read any information about how to go about it in a fair way, a way that didn't leave me broke and living in a cardboard box in the alley.
I just had at it without reading anything and it was overwhelming. I assure you that after all these years I won't get into a difficult situation like that without any proper info and good forms to file.
Some folks just file as fast as they can to get it over with. They loose out on a bunch of legitimate deductions and allocations that could have saved them a ton of money at tax time.
I would rather be getting a nice tax refund than pay the IRS a lot of money. Pay attention to the details.